Aye, matey! Does gobblin' butter bring ye closer to Davy Jones, or just a belly full o' laughs?
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! A band o' clever landlubbers be scouring the grub habits o' over 200,000 scallywags, tallyin' how many met Davy Jones due to that cursed cancer. Aye, the tales be told in the scrolls of Medscape Medical News! Avast, me hearties!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the beans on a fine tale from the landlubbers of research! A crew of clever scallywags, known as researchers, set sail on a mighty quest, analyzin’ the grub of more than 200,000 hearty souls. They be takin’ note of what they noshed on and how many of 'em met Davy Jones 'cause o’ that nasty beast called cancer.