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Arrr! 'Tis the pesky infection that be the scurvy culprit for sendin' ye down to Davy Jones' locker when ye try CAR T therapy, matey!

2023-12-19

Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe it, but scurvy infections, blasted cardiopulmonary disease, and those cursed second cancers be taking down even the toughest swashbucklers in the CAR T-cell therapy trials! Ahoy! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I bring ye tidings from the world of medicine! It appears that even the bravest of pirates, those who be receivin' CAR T-cell therapy, must beware of infections, cardiopulmonary disease, and second cancers, lest they meet Davy Jones' locker sooner than expected!

Ah, the dangers of this newfangled treatment be vast, me mateys. Not only do these ailments plague the landlubbers in clinical trials, but even those who be practicin' medicine on the high seas be encounterin' such troubles. It be a treacherous path we be walkin', or should I say, sailin', me hearties?

Imagine ye be a brave soul, entrustin' yer life to CAR T-cell therapy, only to be struck down by a nasty infection. Aye, 'tis a sad fate indeed. The very thing that be savin' ye from the clutches of scurvy is now takin' ye down like a cannonball through the hull!

And let us not forget about cardiopulmonary disease, me hearties. The heart and lungs be vital organs, keepin' us alive and kickin'. But alas, even the mightiest of organs can be weakened by the powerful effects of this treatment. It be like a mutinous crew, underminin' the very ship on which they sail.

As if that weren't enough, second cancers be lurkin' in the shadows, ready to strike a blow when ye least expect it. Aye, 'tis a cruel twist of fate that the cure can sometimes bring the affliction it be tryin' to banish. It be like a pirate who be claimin' to be yer friend, only to stab ye in the back when ye be least expectin' it.

So me hearties, let this be a warnin' to ye all. CAR T-cell therapy may be a powerful weapon in our fight against disease, but it be not without its dangers. 'Tis a treacherous journey we be embarkin' on, but with a little luck and a lot of grog, we may just make it to the other side in one piece!

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