"Arrr, ye be findin' odd treasures in wee scallywags’ CT scans, matey! Aye, it’s a jolly surprise!"
2025-02-11
Arrr! It be said that four in ten wee scallywags get a peekin' at their innards with the magic box o' CT when they be banged up. But fear not, mateys! Most be fine and dandy, needing naught but a good ol’ rum and a hearty laugh!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye tidings o' the high seas o' medicine. A fine study be unfurlin' its sails, revealin' that a rousin' forty percent o' young scallywags who be gettin' CT scans fer their bumpy bellies be uncoverin' treasures o' incidental findin's! Aye, ye heard me right!Now, don’t be thinkin’ all them wee ones be needin' a fleet o' surgeons at the ready! Nay, most o’ these findings be merely barnacles on the hull, causin’ naught but a bit o’ excitement and a hearty chuckle among the ship's crew o' doctors. It appears these tiny buccaneers be sufferin' from blunt trauma, yet the majority be sailin' smooth after their scans, with nary a need fer urgent care. 'Tis like findin' a hidden stash o' rum when yer just lookin' fer a lost sock!
So, me hearties, the moral of this tale be clear: not all treasure be gold, as some incidental findings be just that—incidental! Keep yer spyglass sharp and yer sense o' humor sharper, fer the seas o' medicine be full o' unexpected discoveries! Yarrr!