The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, how many lassies, brave survivors of the chest curse, be fightin' the coin troubles, eh?"

2024-12-05

Arrr, matey! Among the lasses who’ve bested the fierce beast called breast cancer, over 16% be still wranglin’ with their doubloons, strugglin’ to keep the ship afloat in those early days of survival. Blimey, the treasure be harder to find than a clean pair o' socks!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treacherous seas of breast cancer survivorship! Aye, it be a dark tale, for among the fair maidens who’ve braved the storm and lived to tell the tale, over 16% be sinkin' in a sea of financial troubles like a ship caught in a squall! Aye, 'tis a plight that lingers longer than a barnacle on a ship’s hull, even as they sail into the waters of survivorship!

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