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"Scallywags be misreadin' the Lancet's chubby speak, says the author! Arrr, what a jolly blunder!"

2025-02-12

Arrr! The scallywags of the European Association fer Obesity and the Obesity Medicine crew be shiverin’ in their boots over the Lancet Commission's tale, especially that “preclinical” fat designation! Aye, what be next? A treasure map fer plumpness? Savvy? <br> *Medscape Medical News*

"Scallywags be misreadin' the Lancet's chubby speak, says the author! Arrr, what a jolly blunder!"

Arrr, matey! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for I’ve got tidings from the high seas of health! The fine folks at the European Association for the Study of Obesity and the Obesity Medicine Association be raisin’ their voices like a crew spottin’ a rival ship on the horizon, and it be about a report from the Lancet Commission that’s causin’ quite the ruckus!

Ye see, they be frettin’ over this here “preclinical” obesity designation, as if it’s some cursed treasure that’ll bring misfortune to all who touch it! Aye, they reckon this fancy term might confuse landlubbers and scallywags alike, makin’ ‘em think they can swab the deck of their diets without a care! Arrr, it be a slippery slope, like tryin’ to keep a barrel of rum upright on a stormy sea!

So, these learned folk be callin’ for a parley, demandin’ clarity and a fair wind to blow through the sails of understanding! They don’t want the good folk of the Seven Seas misled into thinkin’ they be healthy when they be as round as a cannonball! So hoist the flag of reason, me hearties, and let us navigate these choppy waters with humor and wisdom, lest we find ourselves marooned on the Isle of Misunderstandin’!

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