Arrr! The landlubbers in mental health be raisin' a ruckus over the scallywags cuttin' treasure from SAMHSA!
2025-03-19
Arrr, me hearties! A gaggle o’ mental health buccaneers be claimin’ that the federal cutbacks to SAMHSA be sinkin’ the whole ship! We’ll all be swimmin’ with the fishes if they don’t patch up this hull, savvy? Yarrr, let’s hoist the sails for sanity!
Avast ye scallywags and landlubbers! Gather ye 'round to hear the tale of a new alliance, a motley crew of over a dozen fine mental health organizations, who’ve raised the black flag against federal cuts to SAMHSA, the scallywag's treasure that be keepin’ our minds shipshape!These brave souls be claimin’ that the dastardly cuts will not just sink the ships of the distressed but will strike fear and folly into the hearts of all Americans! Aye, they say that when the rum runneth low, even the fiercest of buccaneers be feelin’ a bit off-kilter. With less gold in SAMHSA’s coffers, the scallywags may find themselves abandonin' the good ship Mental Health, lettin' it drift into the stormy seas of despair!
Arrr, the alliance warns that without proper provisions for mental well-bein’, we be headed for a mutiny of the mind! So, hoist the sails, me hearties! Let’s rally together to defend our right to a sound noggin! For a healthy crew is a happy crew, and we all know a ship full of grumpy pirates be a sorry sight indeed!
So heed this warning, ye who dwell on the land or sail the seas: a united front be needed to keep our mental health from walkin’ the plank!