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Arrr, be the pandemic shiftin' the fate o' ailing landlubbers seekin' care in the sick bay?

2023-07-21

Arr, me hearties! A backward look be tellin' us that the death rate and time spent in the ol' hospital haven't changed a lick for landlubbers admitted with non-COVID ailments since this cursed pandemic set sail. Yo ho ho!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, there be news on the horizon that may tickle yer funny bones! A retrospective study, says I, has sailed forth to bring us tidings of great joy. It claims that mortality and length of stay for them landlubbers, who be hospitalized with non-COVID conditions, have remained as steady as the waves on the high seas since this here pandemic began! Arr, what a relief that be, me hearties!

Ye see, this study, as it were, be conducted by fine mates who scoured the medical records of patients who were admitted to hospitals during these troubled times. And what did they find, ye may ask? Well, it seems that despite the chaos that surrounds us, deaths and the time spent in the sick bay haven't seen much change. It's as if these non-COVID conditions have stood tall against the storm, refusing to be swayed by the tempest of the pandemic.

Now, me hearties, this be no reason to let yer guard down, mind ye! It's still a treacherous sea out there, and we must remain vigilant. Just because the mortality rates and length of stay for these landlubbers haven't changed much, it doesn't mean we can rest on our laurels. No, sir! We must continue to follow the guidelines, wear our masks, and keep our distance, for the tide can turn at any moment, and we must be ready to face whatever challenges the sea may throw at us.

So, me hearties, take this news with a pinch of salt, aye? It be a glimmer of hope in these dark times, but we mustn't let it cloud our judgment. Stay strong, stay safe, and let's navigate these uncharted waters together, with a dash of humor and a whole lot of resilience!

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