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Ye scallywags, beware! The lack of blood during surgery be spelling doom for lasses getting heart repairs! Arrr!

2024-02-27

Arr matey! A new study be sayin' that the danger for lasses bein' higher at sea be due to their lack o' blood during surgery. Watch out, ye female pirates, for anemia be the true enemy! Arrr!

Arrr matey! Listen up ye scallywags! A study has come forth suggestin' that the risk of dyin' be higher for the fairer sex, but fear not me hearties, for there be a reason behind this madness! It be all about the lack of blood, or what they be callin' "interoperative anemia." Aye, that be the culprit causin' the increased mortality risk for the ladies.
So if ye be a lass headin' into surgery, be sure to keep an eye on yer blood levels! Make sure ye be gettin' enough iron in yer diet, and maybe even take a supplement or two. And don't ye be forgettin' to listen to the wise words of yer surgeon, for they be knowin' what they be talkin' about when it comes to keepin' ye alive and kickin'.
So there ye have it me hearties, the tale of how interoperative anemia be playin' a part in the mortality risk for women. Take heed of this warnin', and may ye sail through surgery with the wind at yer back and the sun shinin' on yer face! Fair winds and followin' seas to ye all!

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