The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Statins be makin' yer liver as strong as a kraken’s grip in the MASLD seas, matey!"

2024-08-30

Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye! Those who be takin' statins while battlin' the cursed MASLD be likelier to dodge Davy Jones' locker, avoidin' liver troubles and sailin' smooth on the waves of life! Yarrr! <br> *Medscape Medical News*

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring news from the faraway seas of science! It appears that those brave souls who be takin’ statins, them magical potions for the heart, be findin' themselves in a jolly good place when it comes to a right nasty condition known as MASLD! Aye, it be true! These salty sea dogs be livin’ longer and dodgin’ the grim reaper’s grasp better than those who scorn these wondrous elixirs.

Not only do these brave buccaneers avoid the treacherous waters of liver-related mischief, but they also keep their liver stiffness as limber as a well-rigged ship’s mast! Aye, ye heard me right! With a bit of statin magic in their bellies, they be sailin' clear of the dangers that lurk in the shadows of mortality, as if they be wearin’ a charm against Davy Jones himself!

So, raise yer tankards high, for this be a tale of health and longevity! Statins be the treasure that guards yer liver and keeps ye on the right course. Let it not be said that a pirate can't enjoy a good life while swashbucklin’ on the high seas! Arrr, here’s to good livin’ and fair winds, my hearty crew!

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