Arrr! Two new scrolls be claimin' that the green leaf be givin' yer heart a good thrashin’, matey!
2025-03-26
Avast ye! A mighty study be tellin’ that those who puff on the devil’s weed be six times more likely to clutch their chests! Aye, and another sailin’ through the seas of numbers claims a 50% chance ye might join Davy Jones! Arrr, watch yer hearts, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the depths of the medical seas. A grand study, vast as the ocean blue, be revealin’ that those scallywags who partake in the green herb known as cannabis be sittin’ on a powder keg of peril! Aye, they be facein' six times the chance of meetin' Davy Jones, or, as the landlubbers call it, a heart attack!But that’s not all, ye salty sea dogs! There be another analysis, a mighty fine one, that be linkin’ this devilish weed to a fearsome 50% greater risk of catchin’ a heart attack, as if one needs another reason to steer clear of the cursed plant! Aye, it seems the ganja be more treacherous than a siren's song, leadin' ye heart straight into the stormy seas of doom!
So, if ye be planning to puff on that leafy treasure, keep a weather eye out, lest ye find yerself in a shipwreck of health! Remember, me mateys, moderation be the key, or else ye might be joinin' the ranks of the fallen, singin' sea shanties from the depths below! Arrr!