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Arr, mateys! Lass patients struck with PCI plunder find shortened DAPT be a boon to their health!

2023-12-20

"Arrr, me hearties! Listen here, ye scallywags! Lasses havin' their hearts tended to with shorter dual antiplatelet therapy fare just as well as lads, even though they be takin' a higher risk from the start. Yo ho ho! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>"

In the swashbuckling realm of medicine, it seems that female hearts are just as tough as those belonging to their male counterparts. A study has revealed that lasses undergoing the daring procedure known as percutaneous coronary intervention (PCI) come out with similar results to the gents, despite starting off with a riskier deck of cards. Avast, me hearties!
Arr! Percutaneous coronary intervention be a procedure fit for the bravest of souls, where the heart be mended through the insertion of a tiny tube. 'Tis a dangerous journey, but fear not, for the women be as bold as the men! The study found that those fair maidens who opted for a shorter duration of dual antiplatelet therapy fared just as well as their male counterparts.
The crew of researchers sailed through the treacherous waters of data, examining the outcomes of 3,442 men and women who had undergone PCI. Aye, the women be startin' with a higher risk, but once the winds of the study had settled, the results be clear as day. Their outcomes be no different from the menfolk!
So, me hearties, it seems that in the realm of PCI, it matters not whether ye be a swashbucklin' lass or a daring lad. The outcomes be just the same. This be good news for all the fierce female pirates out there, who need not worry about the effects of abbreviated therapy. 'Tis smooth sailin' for all!
The tale be told, and the study be concluded. The winds of discovery have shown that in the realm of percutaneous coronary intervention, women be just as strong as the menfolk. 'Tis a victory for all the lasses who bravely face the treacherous seas of heart procedures. So, let us raise a tankard of grog to these daring women, for they prove that the heart knows no gender aboard this ship of medicine.

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