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Avast ye! UK be warnin' o' foul counterfeit Ozempic pens, be causin' scallywags to be hospitalized, arr!

2023-10-27

Arr, me hearties! Beware o' purchasin' bogus slimmin' pens claimin' to hold Novo Nordisk's Ozempic or Saxenda! Britain be warnin' ye scallywags 'bout these imposter pens after a wee bit o' folks ended up in the infirmary. Yo ho ho! <i>Reuters Health Information</i>

Arr, me hearties! Listen up, for I've got some news that'll make ye laugh like a jolly pirate at sea. The folks in Britain, they be warning us landlubbers about buying fake weight-loss pens! Aye, ye heard it right. They claim these pens be holdin' Novo Nordisk's fancy diabetes drug, Ozempic, or their weight-loss potion, Saxenda. But it be nothin' but a scurvy trick!

It seems that a wee number of folks ended up in the hospital after usin' these bogus pens. A "very small number," they say. Now, I don't know about ye, but I reckon it be a pretty funny sight to imagine a bunch of pirates marchin' into a hospital with their weight-loss pens, demandin' to be treated. Arr, the doctors must've thought they be seein' ghosts!

So, me fellow buccaneers, let me give ye a word of advice. Don't be wastin' yer gold doubloons on these fake pens. They might promise ye a slender figure fit for sailin' the seven seas, but all they'll bring ye is a one-way ticket to Davey Jones' locker.

Now, I know some of ye might be thinkin', "But Cap'n, how can we tell the real pens from the fake ones?" Well, fear not, me hearties, for the good folks at Novo Nordisk have assured us that the genuine pens have proper safety features and can be verified through their website. So, before ye make a purchase, be sure to check if it's the real deal or just another scallywag tryin' to make a quick buck.

Remember, me mateys, the only real treasure worth seekin' be a healthy body and a clear mind. So, let's be smart about our choices and not fall for these clever tricks, or we'll end up like poor souls stuck in a never-endin' storm. Fair winds to ye all, and may yer weight-loss journey be as smooth as the waves beneath our ship!

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