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Arr! GLP-1 RAs be linked to less chance o' gettin' scurvy colorectal cancer in mateys with T2DM, ye scurvy dogs!

2023-12-19

The scurvy effects be more profound in landlubbers with a stout belly and a touch of the sugar sickness. Arrr, says Medscape Medical News, matey!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, we be talkin' 'bout some serious effects on them lads and lasses with a bit o' extra weight and the cursed diabetes. Arrr, it seems those scurvy dogs be sufferin' more than the rest o' the crew! This here news be comin' from Medscape Medical News, me hearties.
Now, let me tell ye a tale, me mateys. It seems that these effects be hittin' harder on the overweight and obese scallywags with the cursed diabetes. Aye, it be a rough sea they be sailin' on indeed! The doctors be sayin' that the impact be more profound on these poor souls.
Imagine ye be strugglin' with the extra weight, carryin' it around like a treasure chest full o' gold. And to make matters worse, ye be cursed with the diabetes! Blimey! It be like havin' two cannons pointed right at ye! The effects be rougher, like a stormy sea, for these unfortunate souls.
But fear not, me hearties! The doctors be workin' hard to understand this cursed combination of weight, diabetes, and its effects. They be studyin' it like a treasure map, tryin' to find a way to calm the seas and ease the sufferin' of these poor souls.
So, me mateys, if ye find yerself in this situation, know that ye be not alone. There be a whole crew of doctors out there, fightin' to bring ye relief from these cursed effects. Keep yer chin up, me hearties, and remember, even in the darkest of storms, there be a glimmer o' hope on the horizon.

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