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Arrr, the FDA be givin' a hearty “no” to MDMA for landlubber's troubled minds! What a scallywag move!

2024-08-09

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at the FDA be sayin' nay to lettin' MDMA help the landlubbers with their troubled noggins. Aye, it seems they prefer the ol' sea shanties over a sprinkle o' magic dust! Har har, what a merry crew o' landlocked buccaneers!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of modern medicine! The noble folks at the US Food and Drug Administration, those landlubbers of bureaucracy, have hoisted the sails and set course away from MDMA-assisted therapy for the poor souls sufferin' from the stormy seas of PTSD. Aye, they’ve cast a mighty shadow on what could’ve been a bright beacon of hope!

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