Yarr! Brisk movin' be lastin' longer than shiny booty when gold doubloons be gone, mateys!
2023-11-22
Avast ye mateys! After a measly year, them scurvy dogs cut the doubloons for a Canadian exercise scheme. Aye, 'twas a wee decline, but not enough to make the scallywags walk the plank! Arrr!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, I have some news to share! It seems that those landlubbers up in Canada have decided to be a bunch of scallywags and withdraw financial incentives for a physical activity program. Arrr, what a bunch of scurvy dogs they be!Now, ye might be wonderin' what happened next. Well, according to the Medscape Medical News, after a year of cuttin' off the gold doubloons, there were some declines in the program. But hold yer horses, me mateys, these declines were only modest, and not even worth a mention in the grand scheme of things. Aye, they be nothin' but a drop in the ocean!
Now, ye might be thinkin', what exactly does this mean? Well, let me break it down for ye in simpler terms. The lads and lasses in Canada decided to stop payin' people to do physical activities. And what happened? Well, a few folks may have turned lazy and abandoned their workouts. But fear not, me hearties, 'twas nothin' to write home about. We be talkin' about a small dip in the numbers, nothin' more!
So there ye have it, me scurvy crew. Those scallywags up in Canada thought they could save some doubloons by cuttin' off the financial incentives for physical activity. But all they got was a wee bit of a decline, nothin' too drastic. Me thinks they should reconsider, for physical activity be as important as a bottle o' rum on a long voyage at sea! Arrr!