The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"When young sea urchins who braved the storm of sickness be confronted by the tempest of love!"

2024-08-22

Avast, me hearties! Aye, 'tis said that nearly 57% o' lasses who’ve bested the foul beast o' cancer be hoistin' the Jolly Roger o' sexual woes in their later years! Aye, that be a stormy sea for their love boats! Arrr, what mischief this be!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ye round fer a tale o’ woe from the high seas o’ survivin’ cancer! Aye, it be said that a mighty 57% o’ the fair maidens who battled the scourge of cancer be reportin’ a most troublesome plight known as sexual dysfunction. Blimey, what a pickle they be in!

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