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Arr, ye scurvy landlubbers! Thar be some DNPs suin' state officials, claimin' their right to use th' grand title 'Dr'!

2023-07-19

Avast, me hearties! Three brave sea dogs, with fancy doctorates, be claimin' that a law forbiddin' 'em from usin' the title "Dr" be infringin' on their right to speak freely. They be takin' the scallywag state officials to court! Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! Gather round and listen to this curious tale of three brave nurse practitioners from the land of California, who dare to challenge the mighty state law! These hearty wenches, armed with doctorates, be claimin' that it be a violation of their free speech rights to be denied the title "Dr." Ah, what a scandalous affair!

Picture this, me hearties: these three buxom lasses, who be havin' spent many a year studyin' the ways of medicine and earnin' their doctorates, be yearnin' to be addressed as "Dr." just like them fancy-pants physicians. But alas, the land of California be havin' a law, aye, a law that be sayin' only physicians can be called "Dr." What a blow to their pride!

So what be these courageous lasses doin' about it, ye ask? They be takin' matters to the courts, suin' them mean state officials who be upholdin' this unjust law. Oh, the audacity! They be arguin' that this be a violation of their free speech rights, claimin' that they have the right to use the title they so desperately desire.

Now, ye may be thinkin' that these fine nurses be takin' themselves a wee bit too seriously. After all, there be many other ways to be addressin' oneself as a nurse practitioner with a doctorate. But no, me hearties, they be determined to fight for their right to be called "Dr." and have their voices heard!

So, me fellow scallywags, we shall wait and see how this tale unfolds. Will these brave nurse practitioners be victorious in their quest for the title "Dr.?" Or will the law prevail, leavin' them to be forever known as mere nurse practitioners? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain: this be one entertaining battle on the high seas of free speech!

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