The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

“Arrr! Less pokin’ and proddin’ be safe fer them lassies with the breast malady, savvy?”

2025-02-05

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with node-positive booby cancer, after a hearty dose o' neoadjuvant potion, be seein' fewer pesky returnin' lumps after a proper axillary plunderin' or sentinel lootin'. Aye, 'tis good news from the Medscape seas!

Arrr mateys! Gather round, fer I be havin’ tales o' the sea o’ medicine to spin ye! ‘Tis said that landlubbers sufferin’ from node-positive breast cancer, when they be takin’ a hearty swig of neoadjuvant chemotherapy, find themselves in calmer waters! Aye, after goin’ through the stormy seas of treatment, the old scallywags be downstaged, makin’ their chances o’ recurrence as low as a barnacle clingin’ to the hull of a ship!

Now, when these brave souls undergo targeted axillary dissection or sendin’ their sentinel lymph nodes to Davy Jones’ locker, they be seein’ their odds improve faster than a ship catchin’ a fair wind! Aye, it be a jolly good tale to tell, as the chances of that nasty ol’ recurrence be lower than a shipwrecked sailor’s chances o’ findin’ buried treasure!

So hoist the sails and raise a tankard to the fine work of the healers o’ the realm! They be plunderin’ the fear and dispellin’ the doubts o’ those who wade through the treacherous waters of cancer. May the winds be ever in their favor, and may they sail forth to a brighter horizon!

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