Arrr, me hearties! Drunken swabs face greater peril o' the eye patch with late AMD, savvy?
2024-11-22
Arrr, matey! Sip three grogs a week, and yer eyes be less likely to go blind as ye age! But guzzle like a fish, and ye might just be seeing double! Avast, moderation be the key, or ye'll be walkin' the plank of poor vision!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this curious tale o' the bottle and the eye! 'Tis been whispered in the taverns that consumin' up to three hearty swigs of grog a week be keepin' the old sea-dogs’ peepers sharp as a cutlass! Aye, those brave lads faced with the curse o' late age-related macular degeneration found themselves in a spot o' luck. So, raise yer tankards high, for moderation seems to be the secret treasure!But hold yer horses, ye scallywags! If ye be thinkin' that heavy drinkin' be the answer to keepin’ yer sight, ye might want to check yer compass. It appears that a wee bit of extra rum might just be causin' more trouble than it’s worth. The report, delivered by the wise sailors at Medscape Medical News, hints that heavy drinkin' carries a slightly higher risk of eye troubles. So, hearken to me words: moderation be the name of the game, lest ye find yerself navigatin' the murky waters of blurry vision!
So, me hearties, let’s toast to good health, wiser choices, and keepin' our eyes peeled for treasure—both in the bottle and beyond!