The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Be schools swappin' from battlin' the scourge of pot to tendin' to the noggin? Arrr, what a curious turn!"

2024-12-12

Arrr, matey! It seems them middle schools be tossin' the good ol' substance use lessons overboard, while the high schools be keepin' 'em afloat! Medscape tells the tale – looks like the younger scallywags be sailin’ into trouble faster than a cannonball! Har har!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! It seems the fine institutions known as middle schools be takin' a tumble down the slippery slope of substance use programs, far steeper than their high school counterparts! Aye, it be a curious tale indeed, as the young scallywags of the middle decks be slippin' through the cracks while their older mateys in high school be clingin' to their education like barnacles on a ship's hull.

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