The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! To slow the cursed march o' kidney and heart woes, shun rum and chase yer veggies!"

2024-08-06

Arrr, matey! Feastin’ on fruits 'n veggies be good fer yer heart 'n kidneys, yet they be cast aside when treatin’ high seas o’ blood pressure! Aye, the scallywags in medicine be missin’ a fine treasure! Yarr, let’s hoist the jolly roger of health! 🍏⚓️

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the bountiful booty of fruits and veggies! It be said that fillin' yer gullet with nature's treasures can keep them pesky kidney troubles and heart woes at bay. Aye, it be no tall tale! A diet rich in these colorful morsels be like a fine ship, sailin' smooth on the seas of health!

But lo and behold, what be this? Despite the wisdom of the ages, it seems that the landlubbers in the realm of hypertension treatment be overlookin' these verdant delights! Aye, they be handin' out potions and powders like a pirate givin' away gold doubloons, while lettin' the fruits and greens languish in the hold! Tis a shame, I say!

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