The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The plague be runnin' rampant, like a scallywag at a buffet, in most US ports!

2024-08-19

Arrr, me hearties! Aye, over half o' the landlubber states be spoutin' tales o' COVID levels risin' like a treasure chest from Davy Jones' locker! Batten down the hatches, for this summer storm be far from over! Yo ho ho, stay sharp, ye scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a pesky foe that be lurkin’ in the shadows—the COVID beast be raisin' its ugly head once more! Aye, more than half o' the landlubber states be shoutin' that this scallywag ain’t ready to walk the plank just yet. Instead, it be plannin' a summer-long soiree, like a rogue captain throwin' a party on the high seas!

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