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Arrr, me hearties! Beware, the scurvy dogs be sufferin' from a common allergy to isothiazolinone, aye, to many allergens!

2023-11-15

Arrr! Methinks a vast number of scallywags in North America be sufferin' from an allergy to them preservatives that be lurkin' in personal care products and household cleaners! 'Tis causin' a mighty spread of this here allergic contact dermatitis across the seven seas! Ahoy!

Arr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale o' many a landlubber in North America who be sufferin' from a most peculiar allergy. Ye see, there be a family o' preservatives lurkin' in the personal care products and household cleaners that be causin' a scurvy condition known as allergic contact dermatitis. Aye, ye heard right, me mateys! This be a global problem, spreadin' like a plague across the seven seas.

Now, ye may be wonderin' what be causin' this here affliction. Well, me beauties, 'tis a family o' preservatives that be to blame. These sneaky devils be lurkin' in our soaps, shampoos, and cleaners, just waitin' to strike. They be messin' with our skin, causin' itchin', rashes, and all sorts o' discomfort. 'Tis a miserable existence for those who be afflicted, I tell ye.

But fear not, me hearties, for there be hope on the horizon. The good folks at Medscape Medical News be sheddin' light on this here matter, raisin' awareness among the landlubbers. They be tellin' the tale o' the allergic contact dermatitis, spreadin' the word like a sailor spreadin' tales o' treasure. 'Tis a noble cause, indeed.

So, me landlubbers, if ye be findin' yerself scratchin' like a scurvy dog, it be time to take action. Look out for them preservatives in yer personal care products and household cleaners, and be wary of their sneaky ways. 'Tis a battle worth fightin', for no pirate should be sufferin' from itchin' and rashes. 'Tis a travesty, me hearties!

Now, me mateys, spread the word like a wildfire and let us put an end to this here allergic contact dermatitis. Together, we can sail the seas of North America, free from the clutches of these vile preservatives. Arr, I can almost hear the salty breeze and feel the smooth skin already!

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