Arr matey! The scoundrel drugmakers be plunderin' the land, raisin' prices on 500 drugs come January, arr!
2023-12-29
Arrr! Me hearties, word be spreadin' that Pfizer, Sanofi, and Takeda be plannin' to heave up the prices o' 500 drugs in the United States come January! Aye, ye heard me right, me mateys! This news comes from the scurvy dogs at Reuters Health Information!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, it be a grievous tale of plunder and pillaging in the land of the brave and the home of the free. Aye, 'tis a tale of the rapscallions from Pfizer, Sanofi, and Takeda Pharmaceutical, who be plottin' to raise prices on over 500 drugs in the United States come early January. Arr, ye heard that right, me mateys!This news comes straight from the scribes at Reuters Health Information, who've been spyin' on these nefarious drugmakers. It seems these scallywags be takin' advantage of their position to raise the prices on their medicines, makin' it harder for the common folk to afford 'em. Aye, 'tis a sad day for those in need of a good potion to cure their ailments.
But fear not, me hearties, for this be not the first time these rapscallions be raisin' prices on their treasures. They be doin' it year after year, lootin' the pockets of the poor and the sick. Why, they be makin' so much gold from these price hikes that they could fill a hundred treasure chests!
Ye might be wonderin', why be these scurvy dogs allowed to get away with such mischief? Well, me mateys, the answer be simple: the rules be in their favor. The law be not strong enough to stop 'em from pursuin' their greedy ways. Aye, 'tis a shame, but that be the reality of the situation.
So, me hearties, be prepared for the storm that be brewin'. The prices be risin', and there be little we can do to stop it. All we can do is hope for fair winds and a change in the tides. Until then, keep a close eye on your coin purse, me mateys, for these pirates be on the prowl.