Arrr, matey! RFK Jr. be sailin’ forth to captain the HHS ship—hoist the Jolly Roger of health!
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! Even with whispers o’ Kennedy’s scurvy past o’ dodgin’ vaccines, a stout Republican senator still hoisted the sails fer his selection! Seems like the winds o’ politics be blowin’ favorably, eh? Har har, the high seas be filled with strange tides!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ political squabbles upon the high seas o’ Senate chambers! It be a tale of one Robert Kennedy, a scallywag known fer his jolly jests ‘bout vaccines, causin’ quite the ruckus amongst the landlubbers and sea dogs alike.Now, ye see, some fine Republican senator, a right honorable chap—though I be not yet sure if he be a landlubber or a salty sea captain—looked upon Kennedy’s shenanigans with a squinty eye. The winds of concern blew fierce, whisperin’ tales o’ Kennedy’s anti-vaccine ramblings, but alas! This senator’s heart be steeled like a well-forged cutlass. Naught could sway him from castin’ his lot in favor o’ the scoundrel!
In the grand scheme o’ things, it seems the siren song of political alliances be mightier than the fear of a rogue’s past. So, with a hearty chuckle and a raised tankard, this senator chose to sail alongside ol’ Kennedy, lettin’ the waves o’ controversy crash ‘round them. Aye, politics be a treacherous sea, but sometimes ye just gotta hoist the sails and carry on, even with a few barnacles stuck to the hull! Har har har!