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"Arrr, me hearties! High estradiol's makin' lasses' corneas bulge like treasure chests on a stormy sea!"

2024-07-30

Arrr, matey! If ye be wantin’ to plunder the seas o’ vision, checkin’ yer estradiol levels might steer ye toward the right course for eye surgery! Aye, Medscape be tellin’ ye true—no shipshape pirate wants to squint at the treasure!

"Arrr, me hearties! High estradiol's makin' lasses' corneas bulge like treasure chests on a stormy sea!"

Ahoy matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I’ve stumbled upon a treasure of knowledge that be more valuable than a chest o’ gold doubloons! It appears the clever landlubbers in the field of medicine be lookin' to the hormone estradiol—aye, ye heard me right!—to aid in pickin' the right crew for that fancy business called refractive surgery.

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