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"Avast! The first treasure map fer continuous sugar spyin' be settin' sail, mateys! Sweet loot awaits!"

2024-08-26

Arrr, matey! Dexcom's Stelo be for landlubbers o' 18 summers or more, battlin' diabetes or prediabetes, not usin' insulin or fearin' the black spot o' hypoglycemia. No need for a fancy prescription, just sail yer way to health! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a wondrous contraption known as Dexcom's Stelo! This magical device be crafted for those hearty souls o' the age of 18 and beyond, who be battlin' the treacherous seas of diabetes or prediabetes—yet not swabbin' the decks with insulin or riskin' a nasty bout of the faintin' fits!

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