Ahoy mateys! UK health swabs be spoutin' tales of a second Norovirus storm brewin'! Batten down yer hatches!
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! The Norovirus be runnin’ rampant in England, with scallywags landin’ in the hospital nearly two-and-a-half times more than last year! Aye, there be many a strain sailin’ the seas! Stay shipshape or ye might be walkin’ the plank!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I bring tidings of a vile plague that be sweepin' across the fair land of England! Aye, it be the dreaded Norovirus, the scallywag of the stomach, and it be settin' sail on a course for mayhem, leavin' poor souls clutchin' their bellies and runnin' to the nearest loo!