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Arrr, matey! The wise sea doctors be sayin’ to drop anchor on high blood pressure targets! Avast, ye landlubbers!

2024-09-01

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers at the European Society of Cardiology be changin’ the rules! They be settin’ simpler and fiercer targets fer high seas blood pressure. Avast, take heed or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank! Aye, that’s the news from Medscape, me hearties!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin’ ye tidings from the high seas of medicine! The learned scallywags o' the European Society of Cardiology be makin’ waves with their freshened-up guidelines fer hypertension, aye! They’ve tossed out them old, drab targets and hoisted the sails fer a more aggressive approach, savvy?

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