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“Arrr, a new test fer olde bones be hatched, but the savvy sea dogs be doubtin’ its worth, ho ho!”

2024-12-18

Arrr, matey! This fancy test be usin’ two slippery biomarkers from the joint juice to tell apart those pesky arthritises, but alas! Its usefulness in the real seas o' medicine be as murky as a foggy night. Avast, Medscape be sayin’ so!

“Arrr, a new test fer olde bones be hatched, but the savvy sea dogs be doubtin’ its worth, ho ho!”

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale of treasure buried deep in the sands of science! A band of landlubber researchers be playin' with two magical potions, known as synovial fluid biomarkers, to tell the difference 'twixt the dreaded osteoarthritis and the fiery inflammatory arthritis! Aye, a fine endeavor indeed, but here’s the rub: the true usefulness of this test be as murky as the depths of Davy Jones' locker!

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