"Arrr! The scallywags be frettin' over those pesky plaguey-poxes what the jab won't catch, matey!"
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! The landlubber health officials be frettin' that the measles be raisin' the Jolly Roger in 12 states! They fear it be a warning of a storm of other pesky plagues blowin' in! Avast, keep yer doubloons and vaccinations close!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the tale be dark as a stormy night on the high seas! The health officials, those landlubbers in white coats, be frettin' over a surge o' measles in a dozen ports, or states as they call 'em! Aye, they be thinkin' this be a sign o' worse troubles on the horizon, like a ship laden with scallywags ready to unleash a storm o' other preventable diseases!