The Booty Report

"Arrr, matey! The Paracetamol Challenge be temptin' fate – could send landlubbers to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, beware!"

2025-03-21

Arrr, matey! ANSM, the scallywags of France's drug crew, be hootin’ 'bout a foolish dare amongst landlubbers that could turn their livers to plank! Beware, ye young swabs, or ye might be swimmin’ with the fishes! Aye, heed this warning, or face Davy Jones’ locker!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale from the land o’ France, where the wise folks o’ ANSM, the mighty drug agency, be soundin’ the alarm! A dangerous dare be sweepin’ through the young scallywags on the high seas o’ social media, and it be riskin’ their precious livers! Arrr!

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