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Arr me hearties! Can this magical potion known as Aspirin cure the dreaded affliction of the chest marauder? Arrr!

2024-04-30

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been discovered that popping a bit o' aspirin alongside yer regular treatment won't make ye fairer wenches free from the clutches of the dreaded breast cancer. Keep yer eye on the horizon for better remedies, me hearties! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! A study has been conducted, and the results be in: takin' aspirin as adjuvant therapy don't be makin' a lick o' difference for them patients with high-risk nonmetastatic breast cancer. Aye, ye heard it right - no improvement in outcomes!
So, ye may be wonderin', why bother poppin' them pills if they don't be helpin' ye fight the battle against the dreaded C-word? Well, me mateys, that be a good question indeed! It seems that the aspirin just don't be cuttin' it when it comes to boostin' the effectiveness of the treatment for these poor souls.
So, me hearties, next time ye be thinkin' 'bout addin' some aspirin to yer daily regimen, ye best be thinkin' twice. Stick to the tried and true methods of fightin' cancer, and leave the aspirin for when ye be havin' a headache or a toothache. Arrr, me advice be sound, me buckos!

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