“Beware, mateys! Those cursed processed vittles be leadin’ ye straight to the dreaded scallywag known as CRC!”
2024-09-02
Avast, me hearties! Feasting on ship's rations o' processed grub be linked to a scurvy bug known to bring on the dreaded CRC! So, beware ye landlubbers, for that salty snack might lead ye to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve got a tale from the murky depths of the medical seas! It be said that a diet filled with those devilish processed grubbs be causin’ a ruckus in the ol’ belly, givin’ rise to a most foul beast known as Colorectal Cancer, or CRC fer short!Yarrr, it seems this cursed fare be leavin’ behind a telltale microbial signature, as clear as a pirate flag in the wind! Aye, those powdered potions and pre-packaged plunder be not just fillin’ yer belly but also settin’ the stage for a most treacherous voyage into the land of ailments. And let me tell ye, me hearties, the risk of catchin’ this vile CRC be risin’ faster than a ship in full sail!