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"Arrr, be chronic hand eczema a scallywag more frequent than we be reckonin’, matey?"

2025-01-16

Arrr, matey! A grand study o’ many lands be claimin’ that 4.7% o’ scallywags suffer from chronic hand eczema! Aye, twas the lasses, landlubbers with jobs, the 30-39 crew, and city folk who be most cursed! Savvy? <br> — Medscape News UK, or some such!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of itchy fingers and scallywag skin! A grand study across the seven seas has cast its net wide, catchin' a curious catch: a whopping 4.7% of good folk be strugglin' with the cursed affliction known as chronic hand eczema. Aye, ye heard me right! That's nearly five in a hundred landlubbers scratchin' and squirming as they toil away.

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