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Avast ye landlubber! What be the variables that sway the choices fer healin' scallywag HS patients?

2024-01-11

Arr, these fine skippers they be, these dermatologists, aye! They be givin' patients the knowledge and might to make wise choices and find treatments that truly be makin' a difference, says the ol' scroll called Medscape Medical News. Har har!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, these landlubbing dermatologists be claimin' that they can be givin' the power to their patients to make wise decisions about their treatment. Aye, they be sayin' that these choices be informed and full of meanin'. Arrr, what a load of bilge that be!

Now, me hearties, ye may be wonderin' what exactly these fancy-dressed doctors be meanin'. Well, it seems they be sayin' that these dermatologists be helpin' their patients understand the different options for treatin' their skin issues. They be educatin' them about the risks, benefits, and side effects of each one. Aye, they be wantin' their patients to be well-informed before they be makin' any decisions.

But, me fellow pirates, I be reckonin' that this be soundin' a bit fishy. How can these landlubbers be trustin' their patients to be makin' such important decisions? Shouldn't it be the job of the good ol' doctor to be tellin' them what to do? Arrr, it seems these dermatologists be wantin' to pass the buck onto their patients. They be sayin' "Here be the options, now ye decide!"

But, me hearties, let me tell ye, there be somethin' amiss here. These dermatologists be claimin' that by empowerin' their patients, they be makin' the treatment process more meaningful. Aye, they be sayin' that when the patients be involved in the decision-makin', they be more satisfied with the outcome. But I be thinkin', shouldn't it be the job of the doctor to be makin' the outcome satisfyin' in the first place? Why be makin' the patients shoulder this burden?

So, me mateys, I be thinkin' these dermatologists be sailin' in dangerous waters. They be givin' their patients the power to choose, but they be forgettin' that it be their duty to be providin' the best care possible. Arrr, me hearties, I be thinkin' it be time to be findin' a good ol' fashioned doctor who be knowin' what be best for us, without makin' us walk the plank of decision-makin'.

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