The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Them landlubber doctors be countin’ 57 shiny treasures of quality, savvy? Aye, what a merry hunt!

2024-08-29

Arrr, matey! It be said that Medicare be countin' more doubloons than a drunken sailor, while Medicaid be losin’ count like a scallywag at a rum party! Aye, that be what JAMA be sayin’! Har har!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a tale from the high seas of healthcare! Aye, it seems that Medicare be the captain of the ship when it comes to trackin’ those shiny metrics tied to the doubloons of payment. Aye, they chart the stars and measure every wave, makin’ sure the booty flows like rum on a fine mornin’!

But alas, poor Medicaid be sailin’ in less prosperous waters! According to a recent analysis by the wise folk at JAMA Health Forum, they be trackin’ the least amount o’ metrics, like a scallywag too drunk on grog to count his gold! Avast, what a sight that be! While Medicare swabs the deck with charts and graphs, Medicaid be swayin’ in the breeze, barely keepin’ a log of their treasure!

So, me mateys, if ye be lookin’ fer the savvy crew that keeps a keen eye on the coin, look no further than Medicare. They be navigatin’ the treacherous waters of payment metrics like true buccaneers! Meanwhile, Medicaid be takin’ a leisurely cruise, fishin’ for data in the deep blue sea, hopin’ to catch a few metrics here and there!

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