The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! When yer skin be thicker than 0.8-mm, ye be dancin' with death, says the scurvy study!

2024-12-11

Arrr, matey! If yer pesky tumor be thick as a parrot's beak—0.8 to 1.0 mm—ye be dancin' with Davy Jones more likely than a scallywag with a measly thin one! Avast, keep yer eye on that wretched growth!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of peril on the high seas of health! It seems that those scallywags with primary tumors thicker than a fine rum barrel—thinkin' 0.8 to 1.0 mm, mind ye—be at a greater risk of meetin' Davy Jones than their mates with slimmer tumors. Aye, the dastardly melanoma be lurkin' like a crafty sea monster, ready to snatch the life from ye in the dead of night!

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