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Me mateys, the way ye be treated fer cancer depends on yer race, insurance, and where ye be stayin'!

2023-06-30

Avast ye hearties! A fresh reckonin' be showin' that when it comes to the final voyage, the treatment ye be gettin' depends on yer color, insurance, or where ye be seein' yer matey. Arrr!

Arrr me hearties! A jolly new analysis be showing us that the treatment a scurvy dog receives at the end of his miserable life be dependent on his race, insurance type, and where he be seeking help. Aye, ye heard it right, mateys! The landlubbers who conducted this study be sayin' that the way a patient be treated at the end be influenced by factors like his skin color, the kind of insurance he has, and the place where he seeks his fate!
Now, it be a peculiar thing, me buckos. One would think that when it be the end o' the line for a poor soul, all hands on deck would be tryin' their darnedest to be givin' their best to save him from Davy Jones' locker. But alas, it seems that some scallywags be gettin' better treatment than others based on factors that should have no bearin' on a man's chances of survival.
Arrr, me heart sinks like a cannonball in the deep when I hear such news. It be enough to make a pirate want to set sail and pillage the high seas in outrage. A man's health should not be determined by the color of his Jolly Roger or the type of doubloons he carries. It be an insult to the very principles of fairness and equality that a pirate holds dear.
So, me mateys, let us raise our grog-filled tankards and toast to a world where a man's race, insurance, or the place where he seeks his fate be no longer determinants of his chance at survival. Let us rally together and demand a change in this unjust treatment. Arrr, together we can steer this ship towards a horizon where all men be treated equal, regardless of the color of their flag or the treasure in their coffers!

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