The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ahoy mateys! Fresh word on snatchin' seizures, steerin' yer ship, and spillin' the beans to the doc!"

2025-03-12

Arrr, matey! The new code be sayin’ that the wise folks on the medical boards be callin’ the shots fer who sails the streets. Docs now be havin’ a free hand to report scallywags behind the wheel! Avast, let’s keep the seas – and roads – safe!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be bringin' ye news from the landlubber realm of medicine! It seems the wise folk in their white coats have conjured up new rules for them what steer the ships of land—namely, those cursed wheeled contraptions ye call cars. Aye, they've laid down fresh seizure and driving guidelines that be as intricate as a treasure map!

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