The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr matey! This contraption be tellin' if a wee scallywag's bruise be from mischief or a scallywag's hand!

2025-02-21

Arrr matey! This fancy contraption fer findin’ trouble be usin’ many a factor, spottin’ abuse with a sharp eye, givin' 81.5% sensitivity and 87.6% specificity, even if ye only spy a single bruise on the scallywag’s hide! Aye, Medscape be tellin’ no tall tales!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of a grand invention! A clever contraption, they be callin’ it a "screenin' tool," be settin' sail in the vast ocean of medical mysteries. This wondrous device, aye, it be takin' into account a whole treasure chest of factors, lettin’ it sniff out abuse with a sharp eye!

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