Arrr! Young scallywags be packin’ on the pounds in school, like treasure chests full o’ biscuits!
2025-04-01
Arrr, matey! It seems more young scallywags in England be packin’ on the pounds in primary school than trimmin’ their sails! Aye, the government be tellin’ us this tale! So, hoist the anchor and pass the biscuits!
Ahoy there, me hearty! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout them wee scallywags in England, where the young'uns be chasin' after more grub than a hungry sea monster! A mighty government analysis has revealed that more little landlubbers be packin' on the pounds than slimmin' down their BMI. Aye, it seems these sprightly lads and lasses be turnin' into chubby pirates aboard their ships of snacks!