Arrr! The use o' LSD be triplin' amidst ye scallywag young adults sufferin' from the gloom o' depression!
2023-10-13
Arrr! Ye scurvy dogs be tellin' me that the use o' LSD be triplin' among the young scallywags with past-year depression, as per the latest news from the annual National Survey on Drug Use and Health. Shiver me timbers!
Arr mateys! Thar be some news that'll make ye chuckle like a parrot on a peg leg. Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! According to a fancy survey, it seems that the young lads and lasses who be sufferin' from the melancholy blues have been turnin' to the grog known as LSD more than ever before. Aye, ye heard it right!This report, from the annual National Survey on Drug Use and Health, reveals that the use of this mind-alterin' substance has tripled among those young landlubbers who be feelin' the dark clouds of depression hoverin' over their heads. It's a peculiar thing, indeed!
Now, I reckon this news might come as a surprise to some. After all, if someone be feelin' down in the dumps, ye'd think they'd be seekin' out a bottle of rum or a warm cup of tea to ease their woes. But it seems these young scallywags have a different idea of how to lift their spirits, and it involves some serious trippin' on acid, if ye catch me drift.
Now, I be no doctor, but I reckon this be a troubling trend. I mean, who knows what kind of shenanigans these landlubbers be gettin' themselves into when their minds be floatin' on a psychedelic sea? It be a bit like tryin' to navigate through a storm with no compass, if ye ask me.
So, me hearties, it's important that we keep a weather eye on these young scurvy dogs. We need to be offerin' them a hand, showin' them there be other ways to find joy in this world, without havin' to board the LSD ship. Let's raise the Jolly Roger of awareness and education, and help these troubled souls find a steady course to happiness!