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Arr, FDA be puttin' a stern warnin' on scurvy osteoporosis potion, lest ye catch the dreaded hypocalcemia!

2024-01-19

Avast ye, me hearties! After thoroughly scrutinizin' the data, tis been determined by the scurvy dogs at the agency that this denosumab be uppin' the danger o' severe hypocalcemia in landlubbers with chronic kidney disease. Yo ho ho!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The lads at the agency have finished their data review, and it seems that this fancy-sounding drug called denosumab can be a real danger for those poor souls with chronic kidney disease. Aye, they be at risk for a severe case of something called hypocalcemia! Now, I know ye might be wonderin' what in Davy Jones' locker that means, so let me explain.
Ye see, hypocalcemia be a condition that causes a lack of calcium in the blood. And let me tell ye, mateys, calcium be as important to yer body as rum be to a pirate! Without enough calcium, ye might start feelin' weak as a kitten, with cramps in yer bones that would make even the bravest sailor cry like a baby! It be a real menace, I tell ye.
So, if ye find yerself sufferin' from chronic kidney disease, ye best be careful with this denosumab business. It be like playin' with fire on the poop deck, know what I mean? The agency says it can increase the risk of severe hypocalcemia, so ye might want to steer clear of this particular remedy and stick with yer regular treatment, me hearties.
Now, I know this be serious business, but let's not lose our sense of humor, eh? I mean, who in their right mind would want to risk crampin' up like an old sea turtle just to try out some experimental drug? Stick to the tried and true, me mateys, and keep yer bones as strong as a pirate's resolve!

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