"Yarr! The scurvy gonorrhoea be growin' stronger in England, laughin' at our pills like a jolly ol' sea dog!"
2025-03-27
Ahoy, mateys! The healers be squawkin’ 'bout a pesky bug called gonorrhoea, growin’ tougher than a kraken’s hide! Even the potions ain’t workin’ no more! Beware, or ye might be walkin’ the plank of discomfort! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I come bearing tidings that’d make a scallywag shiver in his boots! Health officials, those landlubbers in white coats, be raisin’ the alarm bells ‘bout a vile foe that be plaguin’ the seven seas o’ health – the dreaded gonorrhoea, and not just any ol’ strain, but the sort that be resistin’ our finest antibiotics like a mutinous crew! Arrr!