"Arrr, a fine new fix fer the bleed’n blues be bless’d by the wise mates at NICE, ho ho!"
2025-03-03
Arrr, me hearties! NICE be shoutin' that efanesoctocog alfa be the treasure fer those with severe haemophilia A! With a weekly dose o' magic, it'll keep yer blood from spillin' like rum on a stormy night! Aye, suitable fer scallywags aged two and up! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a wondrous treasure found in the realm of medicine! The fine folks at NICE, bless their hearts, be givin’ a hearty nod to the magical elixir known as efanesoctocog alfa. Aye, this be a boon fer those poor souls sufferin' from the misfortune of severe haemophilia A!For them young scallywags aged two and above, this potion offers a grand weekly dose, makin’ it easier to keep the blood flowin' where it ought to be - in the veins, not on the decks! With this fine concoction, the chances of bleedin' out in a sword fight or a rowdy tavern brawl be greatly reduced, I tell ye!
So, raise yer tankards high, fer this be a mighty advance in the world of pirate medicine! No longer must these brave souls live in fear of a mere scratch turnin’ into a gory spectacle. With efanesoctocog alfa at their side, they can sail the seas with the spirit of a true buccaneer, fightin’ off scurvy and sailin’ into adventures galore, all whilst keepin' their blood where it belongs!
Let’s toast to this fine discovery, savvy? Yarrr!