The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ye belly o' blubber be stirrin' the devil's brew in Barrett's throat, arr! Aye, 'tis a treacherous feast!"

2025-01-23

Arrr, matey! In the days to come, savvy seafarers might chart the chubby scallywags' girths to better sort the blokes with Barrett’s belly woes. Aye, even the finest of ship’s doctors be ponderin’ this! Avast, the treasure of knowledge be a-brewin’!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of medicine! It seems that the fine doctors be conjurin’ up some wondrous future risk prediction models fer those scallywags sufferin’ from Barrett’s esophagus, a condition that be as troublesome as a kraken in yer hold. Aye, they be thinkin’ of addin’ measures of obesity to their treasure maps of patient stratification!

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