Arrr! FDA be shufflin' the 'healthy' flag for grub, but hoist it if ye fancy, matey!
2024-12-23
Arrr, matey! The rascals at the FDA have spun a yarn 'bout what makes grub "healthy." But fear not, ye scallywags, 'tis only a suggestion fer the food makers! So, grab yer grog and feast, 'cause compliance be as optional as a parrot on yer shoulder!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the FDA, that mighty crew of landlubbers who be watchin' over our grub, aye! They’ve hoisted the sails and set forth a final decree that updates what it means for victuals to be called "healthy." Aye, the label be gettin' a makeover fit for a captain!Now, don’t be gettin’ yer knickers in a twist, fer this compliance be but a suggestion, like chasin' down a mermaid! Nay, the manufacturers be free to choose whether they want to follow this new rule or toss it overboard like a scallywag's old boots. So, ye might still find yer favorite scurvy snacks bein’ labeled as “healthy,” even if they be havin’ more sugar than a treasure chest full of doubloons!
So, what say ye, me mateys? Keep a weather eye on the horizon when ye be perusin’ the ship’s galley! Whether it be healthy or not, always remember: moderation be the key, lest ye end up walkin’ the plank with a belly full of regret. Arrr, let’s raise a tankard to labels that tell no tales, and may the odds be ever in yer favor when huntin’ for the finest fare on the seven seas!