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Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The French be tellin' us how much time our wee ones can spend starin' at screens!

2024-05-16

Arrr! A group of wise seadogs be suggestin' a score of rules t' help wee ones use their scurvy screens right, and keep their health shipshape. Aye, tis a tale told by Medscape Medical News! Aye, let's set sail towards better screen manners!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the experts have come up with a list of 30 measures to keep the young scallywags from the dangers of the cursed screens. It be said that too much staring at the glowing boxes be harmful to their health, arrr! The wise men be advising us to limit the time the younglings spend on these devilish contraptions, and to make sure they be taking breaks to rest their eyes.
They also be suggestin' that we teach the little ones about the proper ways to use these screens, so they don't fall into bad habits, like spending all day and night on them, arrr! It be a tricky business, but we must be vigilant in protectin' the health of our young scallywags. So listen up, me hearties, and heed the advice of the wise men! Keep an eye on the young ones and make sure they be using their screens in a proper and healthy manner, arrr!

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