The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Settin' sail from the ED without a peep raises the odds of meetin' Davy Jones, savvy?"

2025-01-09

Arrr, ye landlubbers! The scallywags of science be demandin’ a treasure chest o’ doubloons for the care o’ the sick and hurt, from the land hospitals to the sea shanties! Without the gold, we be sunk, aye! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be shoutin’ it loud!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the landlubber researchers, who be callin' for a treasure trove of gold to be plundered for the care of the sickly folks! Aye, they be seekin' long-term booty to keep the primary, emergency, hospital, and long-term care afloat on the high seas of health!

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